Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 6, 2017

First Day of School

Seven year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?" Asked the teacher.

"Mohammad", he replied.

"You're in America now", replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as 'Mike'".

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?" Asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in America and now my name is Mike"

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father who beat the shit out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well, shortly after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fucking Muslims."

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