He sits down on the stool and orders himself a drink. He notices in front of him a glass bowl full of $100 bills. He asks the bartender what that is about.
The bartender tells him “If you put $100 in this bowl I will give you three tests. If you pass all 3 tests you get to keep all the money.”
Guy: “what are the tests?”
Bartender: “first I line up 10 shots of homemade moonshine. Then you have to go in the back ally and remove a rotten tooth from a rabid dog’s mouth. Lastly, you have to go upstairs and satisfy a woman who was never satisfied before in her life”
Guy: “I’m in.”
The bartender lines up the shots and the guy successfully takes all 10. He heads out to the back ally and closes the door behind him. All of a sudden the bartender hears barking and yelling. Then screaming and screeching. Glass shattering. Dog is squealing. All of a sudden the guy opens the door and walks back in the bar. All bloodied and clothes ripped he asks the bartender: “ok…w-w-where is the lady with the rotten tooth?”
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