Lulu, a little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take Daisy (a dog) for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies "No, because she is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked Lulu.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
Lulu goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Daisy for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent.
"Ok, you can go now, but keep her on the leash and only go one time around the block."
Lulu left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash... Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Daisy?"
Lulu said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home!"
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