The judge asked, "What's the defendant accused of saying?"
The plaintiff's attorney replied, "He called my client an, and I quote, 'incompetent motherfucker', your honor."
The judge nodded, "And what does the defense plea?"
The defendant's attorney rose, "Not guilty as charged, your honor."
The judge looked at his papers, "So, counsel, apparently, there were thirty witnesses to the alleged statement, are you sure you're going to plead not guilty?"
The defendant's attorney nodded, "Truth is an absolute defense, your honor. We would like to call the plaintiff's mother as our first witness."
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