A nice Italian girl got married. The had their honeymoon in the brides parents house. When the time came for bed, they went upstairs to her room. The groom proceeded to take off his coat and shirt. He was extremely hairy.
The bride rushed from the room and down to her mother.
"Mama, mama, he's all covered with hair"!
Mama says, " He's your husband now. You go back upstairs"
The bride goes back upstairs, where the groom is just removing his pants. His legs are also quite hairy. The bride rushes back down.
"Mama mama, his legs! His legs are all covered with hair"
Mama says, " He's your husband now. You gotta get used to it. Go back upstairs".
The bride goes back upstairs. The groom takes off his socks and she sees that half of one of his feet is missing.
She bolts down to Mama again.
"Mama, mama. He's got a foot and a half "!!
Mama says," You stay here . I'll handle this".
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