Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 8, 2021

Americans, Canadians, and a lighthouse.

A US naval ship was arguing with Canadian authorities off the coast.

Said the Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.”

The Canadians responded: “Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.”

Americans: “This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.”

Canadians: “No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.”

At this point, the Americans really started to brag.

Americans: “THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND MANY SUPPORT VESSELS. WE DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.”

Canadians: “Guys, this a lighthouse. Your call.”

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