"No way" says Joe. "Last time I came home drunk, my wife was so upset she said she would leave me if I ever get wasted again."
"Cmon" says the co-worker. "Drinks are on me" And after a little more coercing, Joe finally gives in and goes out drinking with his buddy.
They stay until the bar closes and when they start heading home, Joe pukes and gets it all over his shirt.
"Great." Joe says, "Now my wife is gonna know Ive been drinking" His buddy says "Dont worry. Just tell her I needed help getting home and that I puked on your shirt when you were holding me up" "Here, take this 10 dollars and tell her I gave that to you for dry cleaning."
Joe puts the money in his pocket and continues home. When he gets there, his wife is fuming. "Look at you. Youre drunk arent you?"
"No." He says.
"Yes you are. Look at your shirt, youre covered in puke."
Joe says, "No, no, baby, my co-worker puked on me when I was helping him get home."
"Bullshit" she says
"Look in my pocket, he gave me 10 bucks for the cleaners"
She looks in his pocket and asks "OK, why is there $20?"
"Oh, because he also shit in my pants"
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