Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 8, 2021

Old Soviet joke about two missiles

So USSR and the US finally go to nuclear was. They each fire a missile at each other to while the other out. The two missiles meet each other over half way to their destination.

"Comrade US missile", the USSR one says, "We are about to kill millions of people, let's stop and have a drink."

"That's a good idea", says the US missile. The USSR one pulls out a bottle of vodka and they have two tall ones for the ones they will kill.

"Comrade US missile", The USSR missile says again. "You know, from destruction come new beginnings. Let us drink to that."

"OK "says the US missile and they they have two more deep shots.

"Comrade US missile", the USSR missile says for the third time, "We are not going to make it either, let us drink to us"

The US missile starts drinking but stops. "I am sorry, but I just don't feel so good anymore"

"Do not worry Comrade. I will walk you home"

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