Thứ Sáu, 29 tháng 4, 2016

During a class on good manners...

and etiquette being held at an all boys school the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would you say to her?”

Little Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I gotta go take a piss.”

The teacher says: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.”

Little Charlie chimes in with his attempt: “I’m sorry. I need to go to the toilet. I’ll be back soon.”

The teacher says: “That’s much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal may come across as unpleasant.“

Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend with whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner.”

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