They were traveling from Texas to California when an Arizona highway patrolman pulled them over. "Afternoon sir, license and registration please." "WHAT'D HE SAY?!", screams the old lady. "HE NEEDS MY LICENSE!", replies the old man. The patrolman chuckles and says, "I'll be right back." "WHAT'D HE SAY?!" "HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" After a moment, the patrolman returns- "I see you're from Texas. I used to date this obnoxious nag out there till she went batshit crazy!" "WHAT'D HE SAY?!", screams the old lady. "HE SAID HE KNOWS YA!!", replies the grinning old man.
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