One day a midget is walking along feeling a bit parched, when what do ya know, he sees a bar, just for midgets!

"What luck", he thinks, and strolls in.

Inside there are miniature versions of everything! Little chairs with tiny tables, half size doors leading to miniature toilets, a tiny pool table with tiny pool cues, the place has everything, apart from customers... Its completely dead.

Sitting solitary at a table looking rather glum is the bartender. The midget approaches him and asks," Why is it so empty in here, this place is amazing!"

"Well, we've been open for months now and all my customers just come in and leave without ordering any drinks", explains the bartender, "I've got to be honest, I had higher expectations for this place!"

The bartender offers the midget a drink, then goes behind the counter and starts pouring him a pint.

"Um... I think I'm starting to understand why you don't have any customers", shouts the midget, looking up at the enormous counter towering above him, "you've set the bar way too high".