A Russian cop wants to get a breathalyzer like the Western cops have to deal with drunk drivers. He asks his superior for one and his superior says "Sorry comrade. We have no money."
The cop decides to go to a local black market where he buys a condom.
He stops the first driver and says, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."
The driver blows into a condom and the cop notices it smells like vodka. He says, "You drunk. Go to Police Station."
He stops the second driver and says, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."
The driver blows into a condom and the cop notices it smells like vodka. He says, "You drunk. Go to Police Station."
He stops the third driver and says, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."
The driver says, "You crazy? That is a condom!"
The cop says, "You not drunk. You free to go."
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