Conversation between maid and owner:. (owner is a female)
Maid: I need a raise
Owner: you already have got a raise
Maid: that was 18 months ago
Owner: why do you then deserve.this raise?
Maid: I am better than you in many things
Owner: ok tell me
Maid: I am better at ironing clothes than you
Owner: who told you
Maid: your husband
Owner: okay
Maid: I also am better at cooking than you
Owner: now who told you that?
Maid: your husband
Owner: okay
Maid: and I also am better than you in bed
Owner: did my husband tell you that too?
Maid: no the Gardner did.
Owner: .................
Owner: ok how much raise do you want?
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