Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 1, 2020

Two old men go into a whore house.

The head prostitute tells the new girl to put a couple of blow up dolls in their beds and take out the bulbs of their lamps. "They pretty much blind anyway" she explained.

Later that night, the first old man comes down the stairs looking worried. "I think the woman I'm with is dead?"

"Why?" Asked the new girl.

"She ain't movin or breathin."

Before she can attempt to explain the second old man comes down the sairs with the same worried look on his face. "I think the woman I was with was a witch!"

"Why?" Asked the new girl again.

"Well when I bit her on the boob she farted and flew out the window!"

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