Wife: Honey, I'm going on a business trip to London.

....What gift do you want?

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Husband: A British girl would be nice.

Wife: Okay.

Wife completes her trip and returns home.

Husband: So did you bring me a British girl?

Wife: Yeah.

Husband: Where is she?

Wife: It takes nine months to unpack the gift.