The bartender spends a minute measuring and pouring ingredients, and when he’s done he takes a spoon out of his shirt pocket, stirs the drink, and hands it to the guy.
The guy takes a sip and then asks the bartender: “do you always carry a spoon in your shirt pocket?”
The bartender replies, “Funny you should ask! The owner hired an efficiency consultant recently to help us streamline things around here. One of his ideas was for the bar staff to always carry a spoon on our person. That way we don’t have to walk to the other end of the bar to get one every time we need to stir a drink.”
The guy is suitably impressed. He has a few more drinks before he notices that the bartender also has a string coming out the fly of his jeans. He’s a little drunk by now so he asks the bartender, “Hey, what’s with the string coming out of your fly?”
The bartender laughs and says, “Good eye! That’s actually from the efficiency consultant too. Basically, it’s tied to my dick so that when go to take a piss, I can just pull my dick out with the string and then I don’t have to spend a minute washing my hands. Time is money, after all.”
The guy thinks about this for a little while. Eventually he says to the bartender, “There’s one thing I don’t understand. I can see how you’d use the string to pull it out and hold it while you’re taking a piss, but how do you get it back in when you’re done?”
To this the bartender replies, “Well, I can’t speak for the rest of the staff but I just use the spoon.”
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