They end up speaking to the leader of the tribe who tells them that they will be free to go and won't be eaten if they can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same type of fruit and bring it back to him.
So all three of them set off.
After a short while the first guy comes back with plums.
The tribe leader says "ok, now shove them up your ass and you are free to go."
The guy is obviously confused, but obliged because it's obviously better than being eaten. He manages to shove only 3 up his ass and he can't do anymore, so he is killed and eaten.
The second guy comes up with tangerines and is told the same thing. He gets to the 9th tangerine before he starts to laugh uncontrollably and forces all of the tangerines out of his rectum violently. He is then killed, of course.
So the first two guys meet up at the pearly gates and the first one says to the second: "man, you were so close, why did you start to laugh?!"
"Because..."
"I saw Bill walking up with pineapples."
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