Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 4, 2016

A boy grows up with an outhouse...

He's in bed one night and thinks to himself,

"This is bullshit! It's 2016, we're the only ones with an outhouse!

Once it rains and the river floods some, I'm pushing it in."

The boy wakes up for school the next morning and see that it rained a bit, enough for the river to rise enough for him to push the outhouse into it.

After a day at school, he steps off the bus and his dad is sitting on the porch.

"Son, someone pushed the outhouse into the river."

The boy knows he's caught,

"...George Washington told the truth about cutting down the cherry tree, and he didn't get in trouble!"

His dad looks at him,

"Well, was George Washington's dad in the fucking cherry tree?!"

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