He walks over to her and says "I'm sorry but I couldn't help but notice you were crying, what seems to be the problem?" The woman replies "well, it's just that in my whole life, I've never been kissed" So the man, being the smooth gentleman that he is, bends down and kisses her softly on the lips. The woman cracks a smile but then goes back to crying. The man asks, "oh no, what seems to be the problem now my dear?" The woman replies, "well, it's just that in my whole life, I've never been fucked" So the man reaches down, and picks her up in his arms, and swiftly tosses her into the ocean saying "well your fucked now!"
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