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-Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
-I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings - its a complex complex complex.
-I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.
-I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
-A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
-I, for one, like Roman numerals.
-You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
-I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust.
-I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
-Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable?
-I told a woman that she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
-so what if I can't spell Armageddon, it's not the end of the world.
-Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing.
-You know, the shovel really was a ground-breaking invention.
-A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
-The guy who invented autocorrect has died… restaurant in Piece
-light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a night, light the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally.
-Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.
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