[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together

and discussing surgeries they had performed..

 

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; 

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

 

The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; 

I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

 

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana 

and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. 

All I had left to work with was the man's  blonde hair and the Horse's ass. 

I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U..S.A!"