Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 7, 2016

A guy with a Speech impediment walks into a jeweller's

And asks for a cock.

The jeweller thinks for a moment and asks "You mean a clock?".

The man replies "That's what I said", and buys the clock, and leaves to continue shopping.

He's now getting a little hungry so he walks into a bakers.

The man asks for a bum.

The baker, a little confused, thinks for a moment and asks "Do you mean a bun?".

The man replies "That's what I said.".

The man gets his bun and leaves the bakers.

He then goes to a train station and asks for a licket.

The assistant is confused until the man points to what he wants.

The assistant replies "Ah, you want a Ticket."

The man buys the Train Ticket and continues on to the Train Platform to wait for his Train

A Women walks up to him and asks "Do you have the time?"

The man replies, "Of course. Just hold my bum and licket while I get my cock out."

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