A man dies and goes to heaven

Gabriel guides him past the pearly gates and through a hallway with clocks lining the walls and ceiling, each ticking at a different pace.

"What's with all these clocks?" the man asks? Gabriel responds saying, "These clocks tell us how often someone lies. Take a look at this."

With that the man is shown a seemingly broken clock labeled "Dalai Lama". He is then shown his own clock which ticks at a slow yet steady pace.

The man thinks for a moment and then asks, "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" to which Gabriel causally replies, "You'll see it when we get to the main dining hall. We use it as the ceiling fan."