The psychiatrist asks:
How is your relationship with god?
The old man replies:
It’s amazing, god helps me so much. Every night when I need to use the toilet, he turns the light on for me and closes it for me after I have finished. God is amazing.
The psychiatrist was shocked, so he calls the old mans daughter, he says:
Your father said that god turns the light on for him when he uses the toilet every night. What does he mean by this? I’m very shocked!
The daughter replies furiously:
That bastard has been pissing in the fucking fridge!
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