A couple is sitting on their front porch, enjoying the overdue warm weather, when the wife turns to her husband and asks, "Honey, how much do you drink?"
The husband replies "Well I'd say an average of 3 beers a day."
She continues, "And how much do you spend?"
"I guess including the tip it's $5 per."
She then asks, "How long have you been drinking?"
"Oh it's got to be about 20 years now."
She ponders for a moment, then says, "Ok, so 15 times 365 times 20 is $109,500. You could have bought a plane by now if you'd never drank!"
Slightly annoyed at this, the husband remains silent for several moments, before asking, "My darling, how much do you drink?"
Baffled, the wife responds, "You know I don't drink!"
"Then where the fuck is your plane?"
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