the first home he went to a red head answered and gave him a card and a hug saying how much he will be missed and the best of luck! He gave her the package then and moved onto the next house. A brunette opened the door and kissed him on the cheek and a card saying he will be missed and the best of luck! The UPS man then gave her the package and went to his last house he had to deliver. A blonde opened the door, grabbed him by the collar and took him to her bed where they had wild sex all night. The next morning, the UPS man was sitting at her table and noticed a card with $5 in it. He asked the blonde what the card and money was for...
She replied, "Oh, that is for you, I told my boyfriend that the UPS guy was moving and all the neighbors are giving him something. So my boyfriend told me, 'Fuck him! Give him a card and $5!'."
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